5 words story!

See how creative you are, I am writing a story, but with the help of everyone. Share with me some of your creative juice now!
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The full story here:
One day, I'm walking on the street, I meet a a mouse which it seem weird and stupid running about. It notices me and started to stare at me. I Step it hard and grab it up by it's tail licks it and throw it I loled but when it suddenly disappear, I was shocked! I continue walking on the stupid street, and this time the mouse strike back with it's super mouse underwear and I block with my SUPER shield which came from nowhere i escaped and hide in the bushes nearby. My stomach Is growling so i decided to replenish my energy before moving and a girl came She was so cute and fat that i fall in the drain. I swim towards the ocean, but the girl chase me with motor boat I quickly went on shore. I cooled down and shouted WHAT'S WRONGE WITH THIS WORLD?!!! Oh My God, another girl appeared, she was gorgeous! Hopefully I happily walked towards her hugged her and kissed her her face turns very red and exploded! I quickly jumped OH TEH NOES! It was flying and almost hit me. i take out railgun and fire it like mad. After awhile, i took a nap. It was a dream afterall....

This is totally original from what the people has say! Hmm.. I spot some errors!~ heh Anyway, Please VOTE!!!
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#Rule!
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- You can only post 5 words to the story at a time!
- No double posting!
- Separate what you say and what you type for your story! (with commas also accepted)
(e.g. Hello! i'm new i wanna play!~ AHHH!
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Story: The little red riding hood... )
- No profanity! (vulgar language)
- Words cannot be all CAPS!
#Tip:
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- Words like "I'm, We're" are consider 1 word.
- Anything you don't understand, please feel free to ask!
[edit]
- If you over post, i will only take the 1st 5 words.
(e.g. "I want to go out to eat and watch movie!" becomes "I want to go out")

Alright! Let's begin the fun!!!
The story goes:
"One day, I'm walking on..."

"the street, I meet a"

a mouse which it seem

Wow let me join!

Story:
weird and stupid running about.

"It notices me and started"

to stare at me. I

"Step it hard and grab"

Continue:
"it up by it's tail"

Haha so lively here.. hmm.. i will go with..
"licks it and throw it"

I loled but when it

"suddenly disappear, I was shocked!"

"I continue walking on the"

Continue:
"stupid street, and this time"

the mouse strike back with

"it's super mouse underwear and"

"I block with my SUPER"

shield which came from nowhere

omg lol~
"i escaped and hide in"

"the bushes nearby. My stomach"

Is growling so i decided

Continue:
"to replenish my energy before"

"moving and a girl came"

"She was so cute and"

fat that i fall in

"the drain. I swim towards"